Recently stolen
- 10 minutes of free parking
- A glance around your living room for the cigarettes I know you still smoke
- 2 sets plastic cutlery; patch of roped-off grass
- A concord grape that may not have been for sampling
- Blacked-out windows of a black Suburban for lipstick application
- A look long enough to provoke a “Can I help you?” from a Matthew McConaghey lookalike on Lexington Avenue, who upon boarding a crosstown bus was revealed not to be Matthew McConaghey
Mary Kate Aylward 